Dear Mr. Doodad,
While I take delight in your morning shenanigans, it would be greatly appreciated if you kept it down. Your mommy is very tired and trying to sleep. Your cute little babbles and shaking of the crib loose their adorableness at 6am. It is no longer funny despite the smile on my face. You should know better. Furthermore, the added blanket over the head, while a nice touch, only reminds me that you think it's playtime. It is in fact, not playtime, but sleeping in time. You should be well aware of how many times I got up last night to put you back to sleep (once). You should also be aware that I need to wake up at 8:50am and roll out of bed to start work from home. It is a hard life. Many lessons will be learned. One of the more important lessons is, "Do not poke the sleeping bear". I am giving you a warning this time. I feel the need to hand this out only because it seems you are deciding to wake up earlier and earlier each morning. I am afraid that by Sunday, I'll be up at 5am... and since church doesn't start until 10am, it would indeed be disastrous for both of us. If however, you decide you would still like to wake up that early, please keep it down. Your bottle and formula are in your dresser. Papa will be up at that time. You may ask him to get you some warm water. If you need anything else, I will be available at 9am. Thank you.
Your Loving Mother,
Janette
February 24, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Hilarious!! Love the blankey on the head... nice touch :)