Of Cabbages and Kings

So I hear that pregnant women have strange dreams. Since my dreams are already strange, I couldn't wait to see what my creative mind had in store for me.

Kristie is one of my close friends. She has a farm. Not really, but she loves to help animals and nurse them back to health. So, of course, I decided to bring her a baby walrus.. in my dream.

He was so cute and fat and very heavy to hold. When I went around to her backyard (but it wasn't her backyard?) There were a whole variety of sea creatures being nursed back to health. Among them were little lobsters that Kritie had warned me, the birds were trying to eat. Hugh, an old co-worker from News10, was also in the backyard getting the baby pool ready for the walrus.. something about the ph balance, i don't know. So, i set the walrus down and started shooing birds away from the lobsters. I turned around for one second and the walrus had jumped in this fountain. It looked like he was having fun, but something was wrong so I decided to jump in after him. Turns out, the fountain was about 20 feet deep and at the bottom was a giant stingray. As I was drowning, trying to hold up the baby walrus, the stingray started swimming up.

It scared me so much that I woke up. 

Oh, Kristie, I would appreciate it if you labeled your fountains. A little "danger" sign would be appropriate :o)
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2 Response to "Of Cabbages and Kings"

  1. Anonymous Says:
    December 23, 2008 at 5:56 AM

    DANGER!!!!! watch out for the lobsters!! :)

  2. Anonymous Says:
    December 23, 2008 at 5:57 AM

    and the stingray

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